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December 30, 2003
Recommended book
The Old Farmer's Almanac 2004 is highly recommended.
For subversive activity...the best!, December 30, 2003Reviewer: T Taylor from Seattle, WA United States
Thought of going to Al Qaeda terrorist training camp? Don't worry about the high costs of specializing in terrorism overseas when you can become an expert right here at home! The 'Farmer's Almanac' (wink-wink) has information that you cannot find *anywhere* else. Invaluable resources such as: zodiac signs (need to know when political figures are at their most vulnerable? It's right here! The public fools! Like, they didn't learn a lesson from the original Empire- Rome, and ban this stuff right off!), how to perform powerful magic spells (...woops, that's 'Harry Potter'. We'll review that terrorism manual next!), and how to make better compost (another opps! That's the FBI's job!).
Get the 'World Almanac' in addition and you can find out more information that you can't find *anywhere* else- like how to find tall buildings! Travel and tourism guides, calendars, posters, promotional items and even current world social studies books can all be wrong. Walking through a city and looking up will also not tell you where tall building are (surprising, I know). Find out now in these volumes begun by that famous subversive, Benjamin Franklin!
Thanks Joe.
Posted by michael at December 30, 2003 03:53 PM
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Posted by: Jerry Carter at December 31, 2003 06:33 AM